Take off to another world—a party that never ends. Located in Chalk Canyon, Kepler-1649c. We’re featuring DJs from every nation on Earth.

A ticket gets you aboard our shuttles ⩿⦔ to and back. Stay as long as you’d like.

Join us as we welcome new lifeforms into the universe. This event will have you dancing till your feet catches fire. You will lose track of time. You will forget your name. You will fall in love with everyone.

All passengers must have a valid ticket. ** Counterfeited tickets are loosely accepted on Fridays. We launch daily from the NORAD Space Port in Iceland. Limited seating is available per trip. Multiple flights take off every hour. If you miss the first, just grab the next.

You can break all rules except these:

Adults only. No sandals allowed. Do not get married while aboard the shuttle. Please arrive early if you are wearing jeans.

NB: EVENT TICKETS CONTAIN A PRIVATE ANONYMOUS DIGITAL IMPRINT.

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